Have a Farting Holiday

Here is the Christmas gift to Dad. This is the Fartmaster keychain. The fart noises are 'standard', 'nervous', 'power', 'ripper', 'cough-fart', and my favorite, the 'wet'.

Tribe

This is my favorite game on Miniclip.com.

Snowbob Junior

This has got to be the smallest snowman ever. I gave him cranberry eyes and a carrot for a nose. The snowman's name is Snowbob Junior. I tried to get my brother to make one, but he just didn't feel like making one. So it wouldn't be a snowman family, it's just a single snowman.

The Amazing Game of Cribbage

This is my first game of cribbage. We started it yesterday on November 30. Today is December 1st and we were continuing our game of cribbage. My dad was just behind the skunking line when I got 14 points, and I only needed 9 to win this round, and so I won two rounds since I skunked him!

Cribbage is a game where you have to depend on your luck, and you also have to know math to play it. You're always adding up your points to see how many holes you get to go into. You also get points when you can add your cards up to 15 or 31, or if you have a run or a flush or a pair.

In the pictures, I am the white and my dad is the red.

More Slime

Today I made Thermo-chromic slime with Grandpa. Today is the day that Grandpa leaves so I made the slime that looked the best. Thermo-chromic slime is a slime that is heat-sensitive and will change color from dark purple to light red when it gets a little warmer from when it's cold.

Slime Time

Tio Adolfo and Uncle Chuck were here for Thanksgiving and they both gave and my brother our Christmas presents early. I got a pair of socks with a moose on the front; my brother got the same thing except for that it was a bear on the front of the socks.

And then, I got those two slime kits and my brother got Pacman World III for his DS.

Here's a video of the slime that I made. It's called proto-plasmic slime.

My Homework

Yesterday, I had homework where we had to make a map of my bedroom. I waited until nine o'clock to do it because I wanted to do it with my Dad and I had chorister practice at church before we got to do it. So we ended up doing it at nine o'clock. I wanted to do it earlier, like at five o'clock, but we couldn't do it until nine o'clock.

This is the map of my bedroom. I used the map key down below the picture. The fan was very hard to draw.

My Favorite Weird Al Songs

It all started when Weird Al was in the paper, which was when my Dad showed me White and Nerdy on the computer. He bought me four CDs with Weird Al's music on it. I like the music because Weird Al is loco--L O C O. Eddie says that life has never been the same.

The first video is White and Nerdy.


This is White and Nerdy in LEGO version!


The third one is You're Pitiful. PS. This song is really sung by James Blunt. And he jumps four stories in this video. For real.


The fourth one is I Love Rocky Road.


This last one is Another One Rides the Bus, by Weird Al. It is hilarious!


Of all these videos, the third one, You're Pitiful, is my favorite.

"You're pitiful. You're pitiful, it's true. You smell repulsive too. You're half undressed, eatin' chips off your chest, while you're playin' Halo-2. La la la. La la la. La la la Looooser."

Our Trip to Wisconsin

Here is a picture of our pontoon boat that I made with dominoes. I wasn't able to make it so it was actually standing up, so I just made it so it was flat almost.

And then here is a picture of me standing up in the little floaty thing we pulled behind the pontoon boat.

Then here's a picture of our pontoon boat.

And then, here's a little cardboard box RV my brother and me made. It has a little bug compartment in the top, drinks in the top, me in the top, and a little bed in the top. In the bottom we have a bed, granola bars, peanuts, and a few drinks. And our Webkinz.

That's it.

Luke's Schoolwork

Scott's note: I'm cross posting this for Luke's blog. This is such a nice collection of his work.

Here is a collection of a year's worth of Luke's writing that came home from school. There are some real "Luke" gems in some of his writing. ("My [pet rats] are very pretty. But my dog isn't to pretty.")

The pages in here aren't arranged chronologically, yet it's pretty easy to tell which stuff came from the first of the year, and which stuff was later in the year. He didn't enjoy writing at the first of the year, and would only write short declarative sentences, but by the end of the year, well, he was on a roll!

The other interesting thing about his writing is that it pretty well serves as his autobiography for his seventh year!

The Three Days of Fun

The Three Days of Fun are the three days that are two days before the end of school, and we do on Wednesday we read and wear our pajamas to school. On Thursday, we play board games all day that we bring to school. On Friday, it's movie day--we just watch movies all day long. And I am bringing The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again.

The City of Taboo

The thing I thought was neat about the City of Taboo was that it was a pretty small island with a lot of buildings on it. I thought the more we stacked the buildings on top of each other, the more buildings we could fit. Although most of the buildings were pretty small.

The dock that you see is kinda blackish with the little speedboat on it was a dock that I built. The guy sitting on the end of the dock was the night watcher. He watched all the boats to make sure none of them got stolen in the night.

Eddie started the thing, but I asked if I could help build it, and he said "Yes" and pretty much all we were doing was waiting for Eddie's friend to come over and play, but she didn't come. So we built this thing without Eddie's friend. And Eddie and I are still going to add more.

Field Trip to Great Country Farms

On Friday, I went to Great Country Farms for my field trip. At Great Country Farms, we got to feed animals like goats, sheep, and horses. We saw a great big ostrich sticking his head out of a gate at us, and he said, "Where's my corn, I want some!" There was also a big slide called the double barrel slide and there were these big sewer pipes, they were like about at least 30 yards long. I went down it backwards, head first, upside down. We also got to go on the big moon bounce things that was actually a whole bunch of pillows with plastic on it. It was a gigantic pillow, at least 20 yards long!

And the strawberries we picked were from a great big field. We saw some that had a perfectly good one, but the big nose was the only problem. And Ben was taking pictures away with his mom's camera and his mom was yelling at him because he was taking too many pictures because it was a disposable camera. Oh, and there was also big duck race where on one end there were these pumps that pumped out water, and you tried to push a duckie across with the water. Whenever somebody finished their race, the water that they pumped would go into our bucket. Whenever we finished a race, the water would go into their bucket. The only colors for the ducks were blue and yellow.

Fred and Luke

Being a Seed

I was sitting in my package when suddenly I got stolen. I felt someone running. I heard some police men chasing me. The police caught the thief. One of the officers bought me. Then he took me home. I was a cactus seed, of course. He put me in some wet soil. Then he watered me. Soon my roots popped out. Pretty soon I found my stem had bounced out too. It made me three inches tall. That was as tall as I got. I didn't grow any leaves. Instead I grew spikes. They were very sharp. I also grew this pretty little X shaped flower that was yellow. I like being a cactus!

Tour of my house

Code Breaker!!

This is a code I'm doing for my May project at school. I designed the code myself. The one that's Dad's favorite is letter "I" because it is the Scottish flag and he goes nuts about Scotland. My teacher, once she collects all the pages, she's going to make a book and copy the book so that everybody can get a copy to do during the summer break.

You can try to break the code if you want to.

Ethan and Josh - No, I do not wear a uniform in school. I just get to wear any clothes I want to wear. I think we don't have many schools in our country that make you wear a uniform. Only private schools do that in our country.

My Mom's Birthday Party

Today was my Mom's birthday, but yesterday was her party. You will see a picture of me an Eoin fighting over a sword. You will also see my Mom's birthday cake. It is chocolate with chocolate frosting. Eddie and I decorated the cake. My side is the one on the right, Eddie's is the one on the left. I also made the sign for my Mom on her birthday party. While I was making that, Eddie was doing his brochure project for school.

Luke's Class Picture

Flowers and Videos

These pictures I got when we were at Mr. Jim's and Mrs. Lisa's house. I have one of her baby, Rachel, and I have some of the dinner that we got. The dinner was shish kebabs, with swordfish, chicken, and beef. I like the beef, it was just good to cut, nice and juicy, and it had red in the middle, which I like. There's one picture of my dog, Frank, being the most worthless dog you can think of. And there's one of the collar that Jim and Lisa gave to us from her dog Mila because it was too small. What makes the collar interesting is that it has three skulls and crossbones on it. One in the middle, one on the right, and one on the left.



These pictures are flowers that we grew. The one that has red on the outside, red on the middle, and yellow surrounding the middle red, is the one that my dad grew. The one that has yellow, yellow, and more yellow is the one that Eddie grew. The one that has yellow in the middle and white on the outside (that looks like a strawberry plant) is the one that I grew. Because it is a strawberry plant!



This is a video about Jim's bar. It sometimes has juice, but most of the time it has beer and wine and the thing that me and Eddie like about it is that it has two kinds of pretzels, one with fake butter, and the other one peanut butter filled.



This is a video about me playing basketball. The only reason I got a lot of hoops was because the basket was set on the bottom setting. I put this on here because my mom wanted to get a video of my basketball, even though I only had one year of training.